今天快船79-98勇士，快船全場僅79分，巴特勒21+5+5，哈登20分&下半場0分。

來看看國外球迷對這另類比賽的花式吐槽：

[–]Warriorsemz0694 211 points 6 hours ago

No one beats us eight times in a row!

勇士球迷：人不可能連續(xù)8次陰溝翻船（快船此前對勇士7連勝）。

[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 185 points 6 hours ago

hard not to be confident with jimmy butler on your team

勇士球迷：有JB，你很難不硬。

[–]Le_Diddy_Party 120 points 4 hours ago

Harden in playoff mode already

球迷：哈登已經(jīng)開啟季后賽模式。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1385 points 4 hours ago*

79 points in the year 2025 is nuts lol

公牛球迷：2025年了還有球隊全場得79分呢？

[–]99Sold 376 points 4 hours ago

6/33 (18%) from 3 will do that

球迷：三分33投6中的話，想不79都難。

[–]Warriorsnomitycs 461 points 4 hours ago

27 misses isn’t that uncommon

勇士球迷：投丟27個可太罕見了。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryrauf107 275 points 4 hours ago

Yea that would never happen in a playoff game

勇士球迷：對！季后賽更不可能發(fā)生了。

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 184 points 4 hours ago

Definitely not in a row.

勇士球迷：連續(xù)打鐵27個更絕無僅有。

[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 158 points 4 hours ago

Not with a team Harden's on for sure

獨(dú)行俠球迷：哈登帶隊更不可能這樣。

[–]NBAirosReddit 121 points 4 hours ago

And CP3

球迷：保羅（帶隊）也不能吧。

[–]Warriorsbilyl 126 points 4 hours ago

They literally gave up in the third quarter

勇士球迷：他們真就三節(jié)繳槍了。

[–]Mavericksbeanyboi23 130 points 5 hours ago

It's wild that after so many years, and so many iterations of the team, 3rd Quarter Warriors remains as true as ever lol

獨(dú)行俠球迷：江山代有才人出，你勇還是勇三瘋。

[–]Warriorsxd-Sushi_Master 69 points 5 hours ago

all of them have the common denominator of St. Curry reading Twitter hate comments at halftime.

勇士球迷：庫里半場看手機(jī)，讀完惡評更牛逼！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 109 points 6 hours ago

4 free throw attempts in a full game holy fuck the warriors are the most ethical team on the planet

勇士球迷：全場特么4次罰球，勇士真是太干凈了，宇宙道德模范隊啊。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 105 points 6 hours ago

1Q: we are so fucking back

2Q: it’s joever

2nd half: we are so fucking back

勇士球迷：

第一節(jié)：感覺一切都回來了！

第二節(jié)：完犢子了。

第三節(jié)：爺又行了！

[–]Westjwon3354 69 points 4 hours ago

Old fuddy duddy Clippers just can’t hang with the whipper snapper Warriors

球迷：夕陽紅快船怎么能跟上朝陽勇士隊呢？

[–]WarriorsK1setsu 559 points 6 hours ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, may i present to you, the Golden Years Warriors.

勇士球迷：雷帝斯and鄉(xiāng)親們，請允許我隆重介紹金州老年團(tuán)。

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 95 points 5 hours ago

Olden State Warriors

勇士球迷：金州老登隊。

[–]WarriorsHanzoShimada96 71 points 5 hours ago

it's the only time where we're the "younger team"、

勇士球迷：真是頭一次遇到比我們還老的隊。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 346 points 6 hours ago

Clippers can't keep up with these youngins

勇士球迷：快船哪能跟上這群小伙子。

[[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 147 points 5 hours ago

Forcing the two oldest teams in the league to play an 8 pm game is NBA elder abuse.

森林狼球迷：聯(lián)盟讓倆老頭隊晚上8點(diǎn)開賽，這不虐待老人嗎？

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 93 points 4 hours ago*

Kawaii had to get to bed for an early day at his second job tomorrow. The stupid 8PM tipoff threw off his schedule.

勇士球迷：萊昂納德得早早上床明早去兼職了，8點(diǎn)開賽不影響人家休息嗎？

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 453 points 5 hours ago

When's the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn't break 100 points?

快船球迷：上次看到得分沒過百卻大勝對面19分是何年？

[–]Supersonicscat_piss_lint_trap 168 points 5 hours ago

Well, it stands to reason that you'd lose when you only score 13 points in a quarter.

...Wait, it was the team that WON by 19 points that scored 13 points in a quarter? Oof.

超音速球迷：

嗯……你單節(jié)13分輸球，心里還沒點(diǎn)B數(shù)嗎？

誒？？這還能贏對面19分，餓滴神?。?/strong>

[–]WarriorsPrior-Rooster3232 207 points 5 hours ago

also jimmy has been hitting his threes lately

勇士球迷：吉米-巴特勒最近也開始投三分了呢。

[–]zombizle1 125 points 5 hours ago

sounds like my dating life

球迷：我也開始約會了呢。

[–]Warriorsgostunv 71 points 5 hours ago

ey at least you hittin

勇士球迷：好吧，至少你還在約。

[–]Warriorsquadshock 436 points 4 hours ago

All the young players look improved this year, amazing

勇士球迷：所有年輕人今年都支棱起來了，爽！

[–]Warriorsabsolute_cinema81 245 points 4 hours ago

Kuminga’s passing and effort/hustle plays are noticeably improved

勇士球迷：點(diǎn)名表揚(yáng)庫明加同學(xué)，傳球了，努力了，能打硬仗了。

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 80 points 4 hours ago

There were some vocal Warriors "fans" who insisted "CTEve Kerr" is a fraud who can't develop talent. They would reply to this post if they weren't busy ordering Kuminga jerseys off Temu right now.

勇士球迷：那些所謂“真”球迷一直說史蒂夫-科爾不會培養(yǎng)新人，他們沒忙著買喬納森-庫明加球衣的話，應(yīng)該會來這回帖吧。

[–]WarriorschaiTkovsky 191 points 5 hours ago

This is the absolute best way the Kuminga situation could’ve gone. From the low point in July to now is an insane turnaround

勇士球迷：和7月底時相比，庫明加表現(xiàn)簡直天差地別呀。

[–]San Francisco Warriorscolormechameleon 447 points 6 hours ago

That’s a small step for Quinten Post (+34), and a large leap for Jonathan Kuminga and the Warriors.

勇士球迷：（正負(fù)值+34）對昆滕-波斯特來說是一小步，對庫明加和勇士來說是一大步。

[–]WarriorsKlunko52 207 points 5 hours ago

Finally got someone that can defend Zubac lol

勇士球迷：終于有人能抗祖尼爾了。

[–]nicehax_ 192 points 5 hours ago

i watched zubac post up against post, not get anywhere and throw up the worst airball i've ever seen

do the warriors have a real center now

球迷：祖巴茨在低位背打半天沒挪動，然后投了最爛的籃外空心。勇士終于有真中鋒了。

[–][GSW] Chris Mullinkirukiru 234 points 6 hours ago

Pretty dominant defensive performance

勇士球迷：防守真是固若金湯呀。

[–]99Sold 163 points 6 hours ago

Clippers assist leader tonight had 2 assists, and it was their rookie center who played 4 mintues of garbage time.

球迷：今天快船助攻王只有2次助攻，還是在垃圾時間只打了4分鐘的新秀中鋒（亞尼克-尼德豪澤）。